"Sakset hos danske ICQ venner"
Akronymer eller bogstavsforkortelser, som det også hedder, hvis jeg skal bruge et mere dansk ord, er jeg indtil nu kun stødt ind i på engelsk, når man ser bort fra den danske Usenetgruppe dk.snak, som har deres helt egne og fordanskede forkortelser.
Disse må endelig ikke glemmes. De findes lige nedenunder de engelske forkortelser -
| AFAIC | As far as I concern | AFK | As far as I know |
| AIJ | Am I Jesus? | AISI | As I See It |
| ASAP | As soon as possible | AYST | Are you still there? |
| BG | Big Grin | B4 | Before |
| BBL | Be back later | BOT | Back On Topic |
| BRB | Be right back | BTW | By the way |
| CMH | Cross my heart | CUL | See you later |
| CUL8R | See you later | F2F | Face-to-face |
| FAQ | Frequently asked questions | FOAF | Friend of a friend |
| FUBAR | Fouled up beyond all repair | FUBB | Fouled up beyond believe |
| FWIW | For what it's worth | FYI | For your information |
| GA | Go ahead | G | Grin |
| GIGO | Garbage in, garbage out | GIWIST | Gee, I wished I'd said that |
| HHOJ | Ha ha only joking | HHOK | Ha ha only kidding |
| HIH | Hope it helps | HTH | Hope this helps |
| IDBI | I don't believe it | IAC | In any case |
| IDC | I don't care | IDTS | I don't think so |
| ILY | I love you | IMHO | In my humble opinion |
| IMI | I mean it | INO | In no particular oder |
| IOW | In other words | IRAS | I really am sorry |
| IRL | In real life | ISBT | It's strange but true |
| ITI | Is that it? | IUTY | It's up to you |
| JAM | Just a minute | JAUA | Just another useless answer |
| JIC | Just in case | JJ | Just joking |
| KISS | Keep it simple, stupid | KWIM | Know what i mean? |
| LOL | Laughing out loud | LTNS | Long time no see |
| MORF | Male or female | MOTOS | Member of the opposite sex |
| MOTSS | Member of the same sex | MUVM | Missed you very much |
| NFI | No fuckin' idea | NINI | No input, no output |
| NRN | No reply necessary | OIC | Ohhh I see |
| OTOH | On the other hand | PITA | Pain in the ass |
| POW | Point of view | ROTFL | Rolling on the floor laughing |
| RSN | Really soon now | RTFM | Read the fucking manual |
| RTWFQ | Read the whole fuckin' question | RYS | Read your screen |
| SNAFU | Situation normal, all fouled up | SOB | Son of a bitch |
| TABYAS | Thinkin' all but you are stupid? | TCS | Take care sweetheart |
| TGIF | Thank God it's friday | TIA | Thanks in advance |
| TOJ | Tears of joy | TOY | Thinking of you |
| TOYM | Turn on your mind | TTFN | Ta-ta for now |
| TTT | That's the truth | TTYL | Talk to you later |
| TWIU | That's what I understand | TY | Thank you |
| TTYL | Talking to you later | UTSL | Use the sourse, Luke! |
| VBG | Very big grin | WHAK | With hugs and kisses |
| WMRS | Write me real soon | WRT | With regard/respect to |
| WTTM | Without thinking | WYSIWYG | What you see is what you get |
"Danske Forkortelser"
| BHSAG | Bryder Hulkende Sammen Af Grin | GF | GrineFlip |
| GSTT | Griner Så Tårene Triller | TF | TøseFnis |
| TIBAG | Tisser I Bukserne Af Grin | VHAG | Vilde Hyl Af Grin |
| VHOAG | Vælter Hulkende Om Af Grin |
| *BG* | Stort grin | *G* | Griner |
| *S* | Smiler | *SF* | Smiler frækt/forførende |
| *SS* | Smiler fra øre til øre | *V* | Vinker |
| *VV* | Vinker energisk |